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Oona Chaplin attends ’The Ark’ Photocall In Cannes.

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

issageek:

All Men Must Text: The Children Game of Thrones Finale

Everyone’s still texting about it.

Another year before all men must text. :(

(C) Huffington Post

I had Tom Jones stuck in my head all day today and when I told my dad he said ‘that’s not unusual’

pushyourglassesup:

We should have seen this coming…

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anathematic:

"You can’t sit with us"

anathematic:

"You can’t sit with us"

gameoflaughs:

Pizza pizza pizza

eowyn-daughterofkings:

I did it, guys. 

Remember this post? (x)

I ran with it.

Instrumentals from Instrumental Music.

Lyrics:

I never had a need for adventuring

But Bilbo left me this gold Ring and he disappeared

And Gandalf says it’s dangerous

So we hobbits leave

All the comforts of the Shire

And every day it’s like

Gold Ring, Greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms

Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room

We don’t care

We got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s like

Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen

Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash

We don’t care

Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cause we’re goin’ to Mordor (Mordor)

Hiding from the giant Eye

We’re gonna throw the Ring away

So all the hobbit kids can play

But they think we won’t make it (make it)

Guess we gotta prove them wrong

I hope I don’t die

This is not my fantasy

The Fellowship breaks and Boromir dies

In Emyn Muil it’s Sam and I and then Gollum

He followed us like a creepy shadow

Then betrayed us twice

How could I have trusted him

Everyone else is like

Oh shit, orcs are following them everywhere

Build an army, make some allies

Then attack from Gondor

We don’t care

We’re trying really hard to stay alive

And in the meantime there’s

Gandalf acting like the badass wizard

And Aragorn getting help from a ghost army

We don’t care

There’s a lot of lava in my hair

Cause we made it to Mordor (Mordor)

Crossed the plains of Gorgoroth

Gollum tried to steal the Ring

Then he fell down with that thing

Right into the lava (lava)

Died with his dear Precious

The Ring is gone

So what will happen now?

Oh, oh, I pass out on the mountainside

But Gandalf has secured a ride

Oh, oh, Great Eagles have rescued me

Back to Gondor safely

Now it’s back to the Shire (Shire)

Thought it would be peaceful there

We gotta save the hobbits from

Another evil, wretched scum

Sparky’s gone and there’s peace now (peace now)

Years go by and then I leave

Grey havens call—

And that’s the Lorde of the Rings.

May 11th30

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houselannisters:

Yes because jaime would totally rape cersei

the jaime that  felt sick at the sound of hearing rhaella targaryen raped

the jaime that also felt sick after he heard of ellia and her babies being brutally murdered

THE JAIME THAT GOT HIS HAND CUT OFF SAVING HIS FRIEND FROM BEING RAPED

THE JAIME THAT SAID HE WOULD RATHER DIE IF HE WAS A WOMAN THAN LET SOMEONE RAPE HIM

THAT JAIME

weareselfishwearebrave:

I made Sam and Frodo Easter eggs